I lobster and never flounder.

Had trouble with some of the piscine puns in the song so here come my annotations

I was a cook and she was a waitress
Down at the Salty Sam Seafood Café
And somewhere 'tween the clam juice and the seaweed salad
Some little shrimp[someone insignificant and possibly short in stature] just lured her away

Oh, I lobster[lost her] and never flounder[found her]
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his carp[car]
Oh, I lobster[lost her] and never flounder[found her]
I octopus[oughta push] his face in
Eel[he'll] only break her heart
(Note: push someone's face in = to hit on the nose, the idiom is mentioned in the Oxford English Dictionary in the entry for the word "push")

I said, "Just squid[quit] and leave me
for that piano tuna[tuner]
if you want to trout[try out] someone new"
She was the bass[best] I ever had
Now my life has no porpoise[purpose]
Oh, my cod[god], I love her, yes, I do.

(refrain)

... now trout and sea if ayu are koi enough to smelt out the rest

Ubuntu Dell sound disappearing

So this should fix the sound disappearing problem that some people might be experiencing. It happens usually when you insert/remove headphones but sometimes seemingly at random.

1) Curse at Dell and Linux
2) sudo alsactl kill quit
3) Curse at Dell and Linux some more
4) alsactl restore 0
5) Intimidate your laptop by saying what a nice cutting board it would make once your new Mac or Surface arrives.
6) Work for a few hours in peace, then go to step 1

Now you have sound.

leaks and MallocStackLogging is pretty awesome

Keep in mind it may trigger false positives if the allocated memory address is for some WEIRD reason computed indirectly.

🙈 --with-malloc-mempools